Cleric-hew

Today is the feast day of Our Lady of Czestochowa, Patroness of Poland.

Also of St. Joseph Calasanz (priest) -

St. Joseph Calasanz was in shock,
At the state of his ignorant flock,
He founded schools for the poor,
And taught them "Two times two is four".

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[Sleeping Beastly]

...in a schoolhouse down by the dock.

[Sleeping Beastly]

..and made them run laps 'round the dock.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself- it felt so much like an unfinished limerick...)

[e.]

"..and made them run laps 'round the dock."

...Hickory-dickory-dock!

(Dude, your line addition didn't make sense; it seemed uneven and, therefore, I attempted to resolve it with an equally incredible line!) ;^)