One of Lucifer's useful idiots is establishing an outreach for the blind, a braille porn mag, offering them the same quality smut (or a facsimile) enjoyed by their seeing peers. Why should they be left out? I wish I could write their ad copy;
Having a physical disability doesn't mean you can't be as creepy and nasty as your next-door neighbor's 40-year-old basement dwelling son. You've worked hard reaching for your highest goals... now, aim low for a while. No, lower. Lower...
This is quite a concept. Personally, I'm concerned that internet porn may not adequately support closed-captioning. I think I'll go out right now and make sure that all our area crack houses have proper wheelchair ramps. It's a matter of civic spirit and equal rights for all.
But this porn mag is no charitable venture. The magazine will cost $200 a pop. Yow! Can you imagine some poor sap shelling out 200 simoleans for a copy of Penthouse and then finding out that it was a special edition with nothing but a Letters section expanded to 75 or 100 pages? 75 inane, tedious, interminable pages?
Porn is just funny, anyhow. People spending precious hours of their brief lives (and perhaps even a good deal of money) to watch other people having sex. It's like buying a ticket to watch someone else eat a steak dinner, or paying a neighbor to take your kids to a ball game. Nice life ya got going there.
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