When manufacturing fake beards, say when cutting them out of poly/acrylic faux fur, DO NOT shake the loose hairs from the new beard near food items... like a butter dish, for instance. There can be surprisingly strong cross currents in kitchens.
Yes, the Membership Packets are on their way, with my deepest apologies for their lateness. If you knew how difficult it is to smuggle Capybara Parchment into the country, though...
The full, serialized tale will be forthcoming. I was lucky to escape with my beard!

Greetings, TLBC Brother Tim. I (for one) eagerly await my TLBC membership kit, even tho' the below shows no present need for the false beard:
http://3massketeers.blogspot.com/2010/02/616.html
Cheers
Posted by: Jeff Hendrix | 02/20/2010 at 06:40 AM