Let's have a political party! A third party. We could call it the 33⅓ (thirty-three & a third) Party. It would exist only as an alternative to the other two American parties, the Elephants and the Donkeys. We would never debate politics or "issues", apart from the conviction that the other two parties suck and have sold us collectively down the river.
We could save a lot of money on our presidential primary by just picking five people at random from the phonebook. Then we could vote for the one with the best LP record collection, or maybe the one who could hold his/her breath the longest (a handy skill when visiting Congress), or some other trivial inanity.
If we won, I propose that our empty suit candidate could not be worse than what we have suffered through in our last few chief executives.
Yay for us! Vote33⅓!!