Married Catholic Male seeks small, friendly country with good arable land and a government of modest proportions and ambitions. Respect and protection for all individual rights are a must, while reasonably low taxes are a definite plus.
I speak only English with fluency, but am willing to learn any language. I will happily consider becoming the subject of any moderately able and wise king or potentate.
Basic services should be available (good local beer is considered to be part of "basic services", while public water, electricity and sanitation are optional but highly desirable). I don't care if there is one television across the whole length and breadth of the land, but internet access would be good.
I am a well-off entrepreneur, 29, 6' 2" tall, with an athletic build. My wife is a lingerie model/human rights activist and my children are both geniuses.